I'm a very gay-leaning bi dude

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[–]xoenix[S] 14 insightful - 5 fun14 insightful - 4 fun15 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

tldr: straight couple experiments with drugs

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Makes you appreciate the good old days, when married couples just dropped acid or huffed nitrous from a dirty bookstore.

[–]cephyrious 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Sounds like this person is FtM? The drugs is dropping their voice and increasing the size of what's between the legs, and this person has a wife. So, gay experimenting with straight.

[–]xoenix[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The "wife" is "on E" though, so I'm assuming a dude, and commenting on "her smell" is just some affirmative ritual.

[–]cephyrious 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

So it is a FtM and MtF in a relationship Yeah, that's a straight clown fiesta :D

[–]Femaleisnthateful 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

What is this obsession with smells? I know pheromones are a thing but I can't say I've ever noticed how anyone smells unless their hygiene is terrible.

[–]iamonlyoneman 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Tell us you never had a lover but use different words

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I mean, put a blind fold on and smell your friends.

I just think you never took the time to notice.

Women smell soft to me. The smell of women is intoxicating. Like eating a steak, or cold glass of water on a hot day.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I've a theory that women don't tend to have the same sexual response towards pheromones. Or perhaps this is a response which is tied to testosterone specifically.

People do smell different though. I think most humans, especially those living in modern and very clean environments lose out on a lot of this. Or perhaps some people simply have stronger senses of smell than others. Sometimes it's bad hygiene, sometimes it's just, hard to explain, just smells different. I don't think the human brain is structured to understand smells in a linguistic sense so it's hard to describe them. We only really describe smells by comparing them to other smells. Could you explain what a skunk smells like to someone who doesn't know what a skunk smells like? It smells like a skunk, if you've smelled it you can remember the smell, but could you explain that to someone verbally?

It's much easier to explain visuals or sounds than smells.

[–]Haylstorm 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Tbf most people are going to be far more creeped out by a "you smell nice" than a "you look nice" so I think it just doesn't get mentioned as much. I know for me my bf smells incredible and some people smell...idk not bad but odd? Like it's offputting in terms of attraction.

Considering I've known people get pregnant and 'go off' their partners smell I think there is something in it with hormones. Some real monkeybrain shit.

[–]The_Best_Yak_Ever 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I’ve been told I smell nice more times than I can count as a guy. I’ve always been kinda flattered by it, but I don’t think I’ve ever told a woman she smells nice, regardless if she smells nice or not. So maybe it’s one of those one way okay sorta compliments.

[–]Haylstorm 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Makes sense. I think if it's not a partner or a close friend for men it can just come across really wrong and people wouldn't want to risk it. No one wants to be that weird guy that sniffs women.

[–]Wanderingthehalls 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Most of the smell reactions I've had to other humans, other than disgust at stink, has been the smell of babies. They just smell a way that makes you know they are precious and need you to care for them.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Possibly just psychosomatic.

[–]clownworlddropout 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The black market on hormones is significant, so much so that it's considered in healthcare policy decisions when it comes to "treatment" for gender specials. They've made a policy out of turning a blind eye to illegal hormone access so they can still provide medical monitoring of the situation, the idea being that bringing the law into the situation means the patients will just continue anyway but without medical oversight.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

So is this actually a female?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Sounds like a female that thinks she is a gay man dating a man who thinks he is a woman.

So a straight relationship, which is funny, because calling it that is simultaneously hate speech and the prescribed woke way to call it.

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Just more proof of the male plight.

[–]MagicMike 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

In my younger years, I ran cycles of Dianabol and Test Cyp. Got up to 295 lbs and was amateur competing in martial arts. And I was so fucking horny all the time. I’d wake my wife up usually around 4 AM cause I couldn’t sleep. So…the OPs post contains lots of truth.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Name fits.