The gender people now own communism

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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

Lol, as if Commies didn't gulag their gays and queers just as readily as the fascists.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

Don’t the Commies have a term for the revolutionaries that, once the revolution is won, are stood in front of a wall?

I could see the Commies happily using the troons as a wedge to break the Western Capitalist Imperialist Order and then, when their utility is diminished, purging them all as counter-revolutionary degenerates.

[–]Dzonatan 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yes. It's called "useful idiots". Coined by Stalin himself.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That’s it.

[–]xoenix[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

It's a workers revolution, not a porn-addled videogame addict revolution.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Someone has to load the fuel rods into the reactor by hand, the Comrade who knew how to use the telehandler was purged for telling a joke at the expense of Comrade Chairman.

[–]LyingSpirit472 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

But that would require the people to be willing to work, and these communists are the ones who truly believe communism is Santa Claus and they'll be allowed to do nothing and be handed fame, fortune, and everyone will be forced to suck their ladydick.

Much more likely you have the "you are part of the uber-capitalistic Gender + subscription service with health insurance, strike 1. You refuse to work, strike 2. You were part of the revolution so I know full well if you'd revolt for us, you'll revolt against us: Strike 3, face the wall."

[–]ClassroomPast6178 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They won’t revolt when their skin is peeling off from radiation burns, Comrade.

Oh, in other news, from now on “Nuclear Reprocessing Facility Number 21” is known as “State Gender Affirmation Clinic Number 3”, I trust you make appropriate changes to procedures, yes?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Don’t the Commies have a term for the revolutionaries that, once the revolution is won, are stood in front of a wall?

I believe the favored terms are counter-revolutionaries or enemies of the people.

[–]notafed 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The same people that helped you overthrow the current regime, could easily do the same to you. Therefore, they must be eliminated. But those that didn't stand up against the overthrow can be controlled through fear. And that's how the USSR operated for 50+ years.