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[–]SMCAB 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Listen, this chickenhead is dog ugly anyway and it really isn't that hard to spot them, even the really good ones. So.... if you end up on a couch and you get poked by a cock, it's on you. Pay better attention.

With that said, if I somehow was duped, I might pull a Bobbitt on the freak.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I think they’ve have a dickectomy.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, this went the full pooppocket route.