I don’t tell the men I date I’m transgender straight away - people are too judgmental, so I wait until I want to take things further

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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 12 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

Every single time, without fail, it's either looking like a pile of sculpted shit or looking like Pornstar Barbie.

[–]ClassroomPast6178Problematising the things you love. 11 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

How much work are lighting, angles, filters and photoshop doing though? At this point I do not trust photos of anyone online.

They could literally be a deformed hagfish and the AI will fix it in post.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

Don't you tape your phone to the ceiling to take selfies?

[–]ClassroomPast6178Problematising the things you love. 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Lol, I am so hideous that Midjourney and DallE both told me to fuck off.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

YFW you ask AI to improve your looks in a picture, and it gives back an image of a noose.

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

They could literally be a deformed hagfish and the AI will fix it in post.

Some of 'em are regular ol' hagfish.

They're putting lipstick on a hagfish.

[–]ClassroomPast6178Problematising the things you love. 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I was going to say blobfish but I actually think that would be insulting to the blobfish.

[–]Caessium 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Sometimes there's also the classing "Silence of the Lambs" villain look.

[–]jerkwad152 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

This motherfucker's going to be found dead in a ditch.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

This is how most of the so-called 'trans genocide' happens.

[–]jerkwad152 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

They pretty much have to actively try and get ganked.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yep, because nobody actually cares about them.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's a classic example of "play stupid games win stupid prizes".

[–]ClassroomPast6178Problematising the things you love. 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

It’s okay to trick straight men into sexual activity, that seems to be the attitude.

[–]OuroborosTheory 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

now, now, they also demand lesbians drop their "cotton curtain"

[–]clownworlddropout 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Can you imagine the rage you'd feel at a man tricking you into sexual activity with him? That's what the TRAs want to label "trans panic" and somehow lay the blame on you for feeling it. It's rape by deception to not disclose that you're "trans" aka mimicking the opposite sex.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yep, according to the liberals that is usually considered rape, e.g. the law on condom stealthing for people who trick others about the sex they are having

[–]The_Magnificence 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

...he does realize all those filters don't work IRL...right?

[–]jet199 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Men who chase after that only have themselves to blame. They don't want a real woman anyway.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah, I'm finding it hard to believe people are fooled, you might be right

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Dude, actual women who are barhags can, under the right lighting and BAC, get picked up for a one night poke. So I could see someone unwittingly taking this home under the same circumstances. And then overlooking (or ignoring) the tells because they're hooked on the chase since "she" won't give it up right off the bat.

[–]xoenix 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

"Brazilian butt lift." Now there's a phrase I really don't want to google.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

One of the most dangerous cosmetic surgeries. Looks to me like Photoshop is doing most of the heavy lifting in those pictures though.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I know it's a surgical thing, but I can't help picturing a Brazilian midget walking behind someone with their asscheeks lifted up.

[–]SMCAB 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Listen, this chickenhead is dog ugly anyway and it really isn't that hard to spot them, even the really good ones. So.... if you end up on a couch and you get poked by a cock, it's on you. Pay better attention.

With that said, if I somehow was duped, I might pull a Bobbitt on the freak.

[–]ClassroomPast6178Problematising the things you love. 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I think they’ve have a dickectomy.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, this went the full pooppocket route.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Even if he were a real woman, that degree of photoshopping has to constitute catfishing. I'm guessing he has a YouTube channel somewhere where he cries about how men love him and leave him, and why are they all so transphobic?

[–]handbananasrevenge 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Nice balls nigga

[–]Diana 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

typical toxic man behavior, new titties won't change that