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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I think using some absolutely ridiculous pronouns, pretending to be sincere and making them go along with it, is going to be a better tactic for dealing with the absolute stupidity of this humorously.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Yeah if you claim to be "Xir Xim" or something you can just counter back on the accusation with an accusation of your own that the judge is Xenophobic or some shit.

Personally I wish more people would just absolutely fuck with these types but we both know in real life they'll just do what they did here, make up a bullshit reason to ban you, and well you can't argue it if you are actually fucking about.

Still, "I can choose any pronoun?"

Yes.

"And it can be anything that I feel best describes me?"

Yes.

"Ok my pronouns are "Nigger/Faggot"

That's not a pronoun.

"Help help I'm being oppressed!"

Other fun ones.

Stu/pid

Dumb/Dumber

他 ( and yes it's misgendering me if you write it wrong!)

Exalted one/Le Magiste

Master/Bater

So much possiblity. There's also the possibility to go with unfathomably long pronouns like.

My pronouns are zipzimmersadedafalagaggleheliotopiczobumaguffin/zipzammersedoodafagufflelunaticopotatogarbanzomuffin

"Uh ok we'll just shorten that to zip then"

"No, that is deeply offensive to me, it is erasure"

Or just go with the classics.

Attack Helicopter/Mayonnaise

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I'd pick something stupid like "Sith Lord" and try to make them think I was absolutely serious

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

That's good. You could claim religious discrimination if they complain.

[–]Ethereal 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I doubt it. They'll say you're faking it to mock them and kick you out. Never mind that according to the ideology you can never question someone's identity, they'll do it anyway and either offer an excuse that they would never accept if given to them or just never respond to the accusation of hypocrisy.