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[–]According-Junket-885 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

This guy is the modern Genghis Khan.

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Yeah, those European DNA ancestry companies are going to start having to test for Dutch Musician alongside Viking, Ghengis Khan and Neanderthal.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

"We have the results of your testing back, and we can confirm that you're related someone noteworthy in European history?"

"Wait, really? Oh, was it a painter or statesman? Oh, please tell me it's not the Habsburgs!"

"No, no, you're not related to anyone like that, especially not the latter. No, your famous ancestor is some guy in the Netherlands who achieved fame for fathering hundreds of kids throughout Europe by donating sperm! Isn't that great?"

cue BSoD

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Your great, great, great grand-father was The Walloon Wanker!