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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Wow, total insanity. If I were these parents I would be rioting in the streets. Ignored by most of the media as usual, I hadn't seen this. Great work DailyCaller

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Just get everyone to get a doctor's note. It's pretty easy and the school is going to be fucked with a lawsuit because of it at some point.

"We marked you tardy because you used the toilet."

I have a doctor's note saying I have to use the toilet.

Then they can't do shit.

Like seriously, just get all 350 of the kids together for a party at chipotle or taco bell, (or if they're down for it some good Pakistani food from the hidden menu, Szechuan will also do the trick) next day go to the doctor get your IBS note. From then in boom school wants to complain, lawsuit. Kid accidentally craps themselves in line waiting for the one acceptable toilet. School failed to provide adequate facilities, title nine lawsuit?

I mean the school is just beyond stupid here.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I mean the school is just beyond stupid here.

Yeah its hard to believe there wasn't some semi-responisible person who knew better at this school

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you're going that far to expect some kids to accidentally crap their pants in protest, just go all out and have the 350 kids agree to squat down in class and shit or piss right there in the classroom in front of everyone, then say "you didn't have adequate facilities so I had no choice but to do my business in public" when they get punished. You're going to make people shit in public anyway, just make the teachers have to smell it/clean it up themselves.