Lesbians absolutely love penis

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[–]LtGreenCo 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

then explain who is buying all the strap on dildos ...

Progressive parents for their kids' birthdays? Progressive school teachers to hand out at recess? Pride parade organizers? I mean the possibilities here are endless.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Progressive school teachers to hand out at recess?

Man, if me and my idiot friends had been handed dildos at school, we'd made made the expected jokes about them (and each other's moms, naturally) and then gone to swordfighting with them.

On the bus ride home? Swordfights between seats for sure, to the rising aggravation of the driver. And after getting dropped off, with no more adult supervision? Someone would have gone home bruised from being mercilessly beat by rubber cocks.