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[–]clownworlddropout 15 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 0 fun16 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

So at two your child was asking about the gender fairy waving xir magic wand and cutting off his penis with it, and we're supposed to do what with this information? Your two year old said random stupid shit, there's no meaning to it!

[–]Haylstorm 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I wanted to be a train at two. My cousin wanted to be a catdog. When they're that age you just nod along and go yes dear that's nice and move on. Tomorrow they'll want to be something else anyway.

[–]LyingSpirit472 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

You mean you're a stunning and brave train and your cousin's a stunning and brave catdog Therian, Hitler! Satan! Rowling!

[–]Haylstorm 8 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Choo Choo motherfuckers

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The Walrus book pointed that out.

[–]Athelhilda4 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

If your two year old says that you should probably take them to a psychologist or a doctor, because that could be a sign of molestation.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

True but you gotta ask why.

Often kids will have some dumb reason like. "I wanna be an explorer like Dora the Explorer and she's a girl therefore explorers are girls" or some shit that isn't a dark reason at all.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Didn't the kid in Texas who's dad was trying to get custody get transed just because he liked singing along to Frozen.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Probably. In those cases though it's usually because the parent wants to get back at their ex through the kid.

It's pretty horrifying when parents use the kids as pawns in the divorce but this sort of thing is truly evil.