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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (10 children)

My pronouns are neither M. Bison or F. Bison. I am a Balrog! And wear my identity proudly shining brightly like the star Vega.

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

You Do Not Pass!

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

Oh no kids look! It's grumpus the misgendering gatekeeper! What should we do! I know! Let's sing the pronoun song.

Ze zim zangle pop poo zee ting. If I'm gay I can be anything!

"Clean your room kids"

Oh no it's Jordan Peterson the mess mangler! We're doomed. But wait, we have the power of Play-Doh and silly putty. Quick let's mix it with this carpet. Don't let your parents see this part or they'll make the Happy Queer Map Brigade go bye bye forever!

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I’m commissioning that for six seasons and a movie!

Quick, get Alienhunter a limo, an underage boy and a shot of adrenochome, zir in Hollywood now!

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Petition to rename Hollywood to Hollywet to remove the patriarichal rape culture implication. Let's get it done people these chainsaws aren't going to juggle themselves.

Also can someone please do something about the reality leaking into my psychotic break. I thought I told the pumber to fix that. That's what you get for hiring a union plumber. Who's that Italian plumber ? Maron? Morio! Whatever get him in here stat with some of those mushrooms this lead needs fixing right now or else you'll never find out how Zimzer the Zany Xenogender Wizard escapes from Joanna the Terrible AstroTerf in the "Adventures in Ourragerealms: Enter the Twitterverse"

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

my psychotic break

No, that’s you finding your truth! If people can’t accept your lived experience then they should be prosecuted for committing violence against you and trying to genocide those poor, poor transbabies.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I dunno man, they changed when they went Hollywood. It used to be about the MAPing, not about the adrenochome...

[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Hilarious one, you're the next Bob Sagat.

[–]LtGreenCo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

What'ryu talking about

[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I ken see through the guile of that line.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

My pronouns are neither M. Bison or F. Bison. I am a Balrog! And wear my identity proudly shining brightly like the star Vega.

Fuck yeah, Street Fighter! I was pretty good with Vega, it never really occurred to me he was gay as a kid, but...yeah