DJ Diplo says he's had oral sex from a man and claims it's 'not that gay'

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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Hmm I think we're going to need a qualified Marxist gay auditor in here. Have you considered the Title IX implications for equality of the genders and how both sucker and suckkee have obligations to contribute a certain percentage into their 401gay regardless of the intensity and frequency of their flautist practice?

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh please. The Marxist gay auditors are living in a dream world. To them, it's possible to live in a world where you can equitably distribute the cock to everyone who wants it, and a world where even eeny weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short dick men can dream of getting their cocks sucked, ignoring the natural state of gayvolution is for them to become a bottom and get to suck big cocks as well. They haven't even listened to the BBC news story about how there is a finite amount of suckable cock in this world, and the population of gays does not have enough cock to go around, regardless of how the man in "Smell Yo' Dick" claims there is.

Let those beanflicker-counters in Marxist gay auditing get their way and we'll have to send horses out to the marginalized peoples and tell them it's the same thing.