Ladies, do you get smegma on your clit?

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[–]ClassroomPast6178 14 insightful - 9 fun14 insightful - 8 fun15 insightful - 9 fun -  (1 child)

Fuck you

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Fuck you

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Fuck you very much

[–]brimshaeBased Woodchipper Merchant 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I was eating lunch when I came across this post.

Garlic noodles, ground turkey, and kidney beans.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 14 insightful - 5 fun14 insightful - 4 fun15 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

Ah, nothing says "all woman" like a hearty helping of dick cheese to scrape off the ol' vagoo.

Now, if you'll all excuse me, I'm going to go rinse my eyes in fire to cleanse the filth that coats them after having read this.

[–]Bonn1770 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Would it not be my obligation to reach into a tranny's wound and scoop up a bit of smegma, not too much, scoop it up and rub it under my nose, fashioning a kind of woke mustache of their stank?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe, maybe not. I do know, however, that it's your obligation to shut the fuck up with that shit before I find a way to feed my puke through the Internet to spray forth from your screen in a well-deserved shower.

[–]alladd 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

thanks i projectile vomited so hard i broke my monitor and flew backwards off my chair

[–]Femaleisnthateful 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

LOL Half expected this to be posted in R/Twoxchromosomes.

Like, I don't even know what's happening here and don't want to. I think I know understand why so many TIMs are perpetually enraged. I mean, if this is their life?

[–]sproketboy 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Smegheads.

[–]brimshaeBased Woodchipper Merchant 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Settle down, Rimmer.

[–]sproketboy 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It does mean changing the bulb.

[–]reverse-alchemy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We have confirmed the existence of Smegaladon!

[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

No it's cool, don't worry about cleaning the sour cream out of your mangled taco supreme that used to be a mini hot dog.

"Don't get too worried about cleaning your pussy."??? So fucking ladylike

[–]According-Junket-885 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Maybe this is a trans question, but women can get smegma, no? It's dead skin or something.

[–]lunarstrain 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Yes, they do. It builds up around the same places this man is referring to. There's actually a female specific type of smegma, Smegma Clitoridis. Unlike smegma created by males, which partially functions as a lubricant (gross), female smegma serves no purpose and can actually cause genital pain if not cleaned via rinsing regularly.

For some reason very few women actually know this and continue perpetuating the myth that women don't produce smegma which only serves to hurt females in the long run, as it can lead to health issues and painful sex if not properly taken care of.

[–]According-Junket-885 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

female smegma serves no purpose

Never thought even male smegma did, except to renew the skin. A guy I knew thought smegma was dried semen, and I guess that would explain female smegma.

[–]handbananasrevenge 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well, we know they weren’t washing themselves properly BEFORE they cut their dicks off.

[–]ShekelPa 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I will never have easy cheese every again now

[–]jerkwad152 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[–]reverse-alchemy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It’s not easy being cheesy

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Smegma is carcinogenic so please do obsess about cleaning yourself.

[–]MyLongestJourney 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

1.Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

2.Now adding "not getting smegma anywhere on my genitalia" as one of the positive things of being a woman.Or at least,a woman who showers.