Emily Aren't

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[–]ClassroomPast6178 12 insightful - 9 fun12 insightful - 8 fun13 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

You know he was sporting a chubby when he walked up to the poor TSA person, hoping to get a frisking.

[–]Tums_is_Smut_bkwrds 11 insightful - 5 fun11 insightful - 4 fun12 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Because you're obviously a faggot.

[–]SMCAB 10 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 5 fun11 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

THAT'S CUZ YOU'RE A FUCKING DUUUUUDE!

[–]JasonCarswellSisyphus / Ouroboros 5 insightful - 8 fun5 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 8 fun -  (1 child)

No way!
That's a keeper.
Marriage material.
I wanna introduce her to mom and make lots of babies with that fine piece of ass.

[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

You're right, I'm being insensitive again. Thanks!

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

No it's not! Don't you see the lipstick, eyeshadow, blush, and totally feminine nosering?

[–]notafed 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The nosering really sells it.

[–]clownworlddropout 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

Dude's not even trying, what does he expect?

[–]jet199[S] 2 insightful - 9 fun2 insightful - 8 fun3 insightful - 9 fun -  (3 children)

Do you know how hard it is to put a necklace on yourself with those little clasps?

[–]JasonCarswellSisyphus / Ouroboros 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Tire necklaces are easy.

[–]notafed 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

I find the fumes from the gasoline to be a bit strong.

[–]JasonCarswellSisyphus / Ouroboros 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You're doing it wrong. Use a feminine touch.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

That boy done watched ALL TEH PORNS

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

TSA guy should have known, because wearing a surfer dude beaded necklace and a floral pattern shirt always means you're a woman.

[–]UncleWillard56 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Got to love a delusional dipshit thinking he looks like a chick. Let me guess, you're doctorate is in queer studies.

Wow, no, it's in polymer chemistry. You'd think MIT would be putting out smarter people.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I very much doubt he's not fully aware of the fact. This is just a stupid social media game where he's like "hOw DaRe I bE tReAtEd NoRmAlLy" then a bunch of dumbasses go about participating in the online circle jerk.

Such behavior is unprofessional and ill fitting of a doctor. But this is the current thing so all the crazy attention seeking types are straight onto it.

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Baffling. I guess it makes sense in a bizzaro world way. His job is very interesting and challenging so his hobby (being a dick on the internet) is conversely stupid.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (10 children)

I will once again ask why he doesn't just buy a wig.

[–]jet199[S] 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

AGP men want to transition into the type of woman they are attracted to, so maybe he likes short haired women.

Remember this when you see AGPs dressing as their mothers, little girls or sometimes babies ...

[–]LyingSpirit472 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Or, just as likely, it's a person who wants the power of "I am obviously a man in every way, but I'm going to MAKE YOU accept me as a woman and give me what I want." That too.

[–]jet199[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

They are all part of the same thing.

Most trans people have a cluster B personality disorders like narcissistic personality disorder.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4301205/

[–]ClassroomPast6178 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

That should be posted over and over again.

Jesus, in the space of five minutes you e blown my mind twice!

[–]jet199[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I recommend the Disaffected podcast for info on what people with these cluster b personality disorders are like in real life.

The first few episodes spell it out pretty clearly.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

AGP men want to transition into the type of woman they are attracted to, so maybe he likes short haired women. Remember this when you see AGPs dressing as their mothers, little girls or sometimes babies ...

Oh fuck you..fuck you very much for point that nightmare fuel out.

Seriously though, how have I been shitposting here for so long and not worked that out, it’s so obvious now you have mentioned it.

[–]JasonCarswellSisyphus / Ouroboros 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

AGP?

[–]jet199[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Autogynephiliac

https://grahamlinehan.substack.com/p/the-elephant-in-the-room

[–]JasonCarswellSisyphus / Ouroboros 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks! TIL.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Exactly.

[–]Bonn1770 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That fluoride stare though

[–]Rastafoo 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

lmaooooo

[–]GraviHeel Hortler 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

It probably isn't the fact that you most likely still have a dick.

[–]handbananasrevenge 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

These people have to make everything about themselves. I don’t give a shit what a tsa agent calls me as long as I get to my gate on time.

[–]LtGreenCo 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

"Dr."? Guess they're handing out doctor titles to anybody these days.

[–]notafed 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

From what I can tell, He has a doctorate in chemistry, which is actually a respectible field. But then, mental illness doesn't care about education or field of study/work.

[–]BenitoGreen99 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Motherfucker isn't even trying, what the hell did he expect?

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"autistic trans pan ace"