How detestable must that guy be? Like, he knows he can’t fucking ice skate. But he was narcissistic enough, and the league was condescending enough to put this clown in the spotlight to make a complete asshole of himself, with all the grace and skill of a clogged toilet.

Just imagine what must have gone through his mind. “I’m gonna dress up in this ice dancer’s dress that always turned me on as a kid, and I’m gonna ice dance like a pretty pretty princess in front of a cheering audience because I’m so stunning and brave!”

He was so far up his own ass that he likely never stopped to think for one second that, “oh wait, jerking off to the Nagano Olympics doesn’t make me an actual ice dancer.”

This shit has to stop. It’s fucking disgraceful that we’re expected to take shit like this seriously, and frankly, it’s a slap in the face to the actual ice dancers who devoted their lives to you know… dancing on ice.