For a quick change of place. "HELP PEOPLE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE A NORMAL PERSON BECAUSE I IDENTIFY AS A POKEDEX"

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    [–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    I feel like Barbara Billingsley translating Jive into English, only a lot less cool. But for those who aren't fluent in ASR (attention-seeking retard), here's the English version.

    Basically, OP is an figment of a moron's imagination, based on Pokemon and some made-up "trauma" sourced from videogames. The real-life moron who is nominally in charge of this clown show apparently summoned the clowns for some company (i.e., they decided to interact with their imaginary friends) but used a method of summoning that left OP to reeeeeeeee in discontent because it was one of their "triggers." They end by complaining that they're tired of being treated as a figment of someone's Internet-addled mind, and their pain and suffering is valid, damnit!

    [–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    ASR (attention-seeking retard),

    Oh that's a good one! And thanks for the translation. I feel like much of the current problem can be fixed by affirming: No, I am not required to validate every stupid thought and imagining you have. I am not required to validate you at all. That is an imposition upon me, and it's wrong. It's always been wrong, but people like you have abused the good will of others for your own edification. And it's way past time it stopped.