For a quick change of place. "HELP PEOPLE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE A NORMAL PERSON BECAUSE I IDENTIFY AS A POKEDEX"

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[–]ClassroomPast6178 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

No, no, trust me, raising mental health awareness, demonising “normal”, constantly talking about feelings, validating children in all things and letting them have unfettered internet access will definitely not have any negative effects.

Helicopter parents and the psychology/wellness industry and credulous/ideologically possessed teachers created this monster. Instead of letting children be children, they tried to “fix” them and now we have teenagers mutilating themselves or roleplaying delusional disorders and being cheered and encouraged by adults whilst doing it.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 8 insightful - 9 fun8 insightful - 8 fun9 insightful - 9 fun -  (9 children)

Help help one of my head mates mistyped me as fire type when I'm actually identify as water type can I get them evicted with a lobotomy?

[–]ClassroomPast6178 5 insightful - 8 fun5 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 8 fun -  (8 children)

I prescribe a .44 magnum, taken orally.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (5 children)

You have been permanently banned from Saidit for prescribing medicine without a valid Canadian medical license.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Canadian Medical licence is a licence to kill, I’m Doctor Double-Oh-Seven-Eh. 🤣

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Yes, but isn't a valid Canadian medical license just a piece of paper with "You're a doctor now, eh. Don't fuck it up, ya hoser," written on it and signed with a moose hoofprint in maple syrup?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

En Francois por favor.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Sorry, I don't speak cheese-eating surrender monkey. Or the Canadian separatist version of it.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Vous avez été définitivement banni du Canada.

N'essayez pas de contourner votre interdiction en vous réincarnant en tant que Canadien.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I don't know, a pill that size would probably be better administered anally.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Buckwheat!