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[–]UncleWillard56 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Or totally human, lol. Sasquatch are real!

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Bro, come on, you know Sasquatch isn't a sloppy-looking blob of meat like that. Fucker lives in the woods and is constantly evading hikers, after all, that's not a life conducive to being a butter golem. I mean, probably not a AAA-level Chad, not with that body hair and all, but definitely fit.

[–]OuroborosTheory 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)