chestfeeding is the funniest to me, like...i'm still gonna have this baby, and i'm still feeding it with the milk from my mammary glands, since women have mammary glands and i am the baby's mother, but in spite of all that physical evidence of what i am being simply undeniable i'm gonna change a word just slightly and try my damndest to deny it anyway. yes it's the word "breast" that's upsetting to me, not all the undeniable facts of my biology.

you'd think the fact that they were a man deep down inside would mean they didn't have any interest in fulfilling the most fundamental of female roles. at the very least they could use a bottle or something, but no, the whole world has to bend over backwards so "men" can still fulfill their biological desire for motherhood.