where did my euphoria boners go?!

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[–]Datachost 25 insightful - 4 fun25 insightful - 3 fun26 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

How the fuck can people read the phrase "euphoria boner" and not realise it's a fetish? The excuse they always trot out is that it's just excitement at being able to live as their internal gender. I don't know about you, but I've never been happy, content, euphoric, whatever enough for that to cause a stiffy. What I have been is turned on enough to cause an erection

[–]shadeviking 14 insightful - 5 fun14 insightful - 4 fun15 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

It's complete bullshit. If people get boners from being non-sexually excited enough, why have we never heard of someone getting a boner from winning the lottery? Isn't that the most exciting thing that can happen to most people?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 14 insightful - 6 fun14 insightful - 5 fun15 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

The only people who get erections as a result of lottery wins are the ones working the state and Federal tax offices, when they start calculating their cut of the prize money.

[–]BISH 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The only people who get erections as a result of lottery wins are the ones working the state and Federal tax offices

Yep. They get hard and rape you with taxes.

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You'll get a rush of dopamine in both cases, but I don't think an erection will happen.