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[–]alladd 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

Will you be getting any straight-affirming surgery, such as having your ability to dance removed?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I hear that the surgery to remove the innate fashion and decorating senses is especially traumatic.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I never said it was good sense, lol.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's a common misconception. Actually, getting your decorating senses affirmed to a proper straight person is considered one of the simplest ways to start converting the former gay person; most straight interior decorating is built around sports, so they'll still get to have a bunch of pictures and mementos of hot men all around the house.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

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