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[–]alladd 11 insightful - 11 fun11 insightful - 10 fun12 insightful - 11 fun -  (1 child)

Have kids tried saying "better to have an alive tattooed son than a dead untattoed son"?

[–]RedEyedWarriorThe Evil Cishomo 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They might as well, with the way Western civilisation is going.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 9 insightful - 8 fun9 insightful - 7 fun10 insightful - 8 fun -  (6 children)

Children should have the same opportunity to get passing fad, awkward cringe, and horribly done ink that adults have. Tattoo rights are human rights!

[–]ClassroomPast6178 4 insightful - 9 fun4 insightful - 8 fun5 insightful - 9 fun -  (5 children)

Tats for tots, the next human rights battleground.

But mum, I identify as a carnie!

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Tats for tots, the next human rights battleground.

Next year, we'll be fighting the good fight on behalf of tits for thots, a program to get simp-funded breast implants for every no-personality basic bitch on Twitch and Tiktok.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

All the lost boobies 😢

Fake tits suck, I don't personally think there will be much drive to crowd fund boob jobs for formerly gender confused peeps. People don't have a lot of sympathy for things that a person does to themselves generally.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Shit, at least those fuckers have the option. Think about the abject misery of the ones who split their littlest friend down the middle, scooped out his innards, and then turned him inside out and stitched him to a bit of colon meat. There's no replacing that, with a fake or anything else.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Those dudes have options too. ➰

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The suicide rate proves their misery.

[–]clownworlddropout 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Yup.

Tattoos are too big a decision for a minor but amputating their tits and carving up a meat-mâché phallus-like appendage for them? That's cool.

[–]The_Magnificence 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

See also "too young for alcohol," "too young for tobacco," and "too young to vote."

[–]RedEyedWarriorThe Evil Cishomo 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

See also "too young to drive" and "too young to get a loan".

[–]RedEyedWarriorThe Evil Cishomo 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It looks like the mom is dragging her child into the tranny bin.

[–]sneako 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Imagine if they went in there and there were a bunch of niggers and incels waiting in there