RACEIn the list of things that are racist we have arrived at…. Shark Week

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[–]alladd 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

She's right. When I look at a shark, do I feel represented?

The answer is no. I am a bipedal human male. I am not nature's perfect aquatic killing machine. I do not feel seen.

These sharks are fucking racist.

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

I can perform Sharksition surgery, for just £100k you can address your Sharkal Dysphoria and live your true life beneath the waves.

Sharksition surgery is definitely not welding you into an oil drum and dropping you in the North Sea once your cheque clears, it’s totally not that.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Fuck yes, although I'm a little short, can you spot me?