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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

This story is quite funny how he tries to weasel out of it. You can just tell he's a habitual liar.

"Hey do you know what happened to this luggage"?

"Oh I took my luggage from the airport, it had my clothes in it".

Calls back later.

"Oh actually I was wrong and I was scared it didn't have my clothes in it so I left them in the hotel and just used again several times".

What a fucking idiot.

Stealing luggage from the airport is already retarded. They know who you are. Stealing luggage from the airport when you're a public figure is even more retarded.

But they've nailed him with those felony charges I think. Got him on camera coming off a flight where he checked nothing. Got him on camera checking the tag then removing it and leaving with the bag. Caught him using the bag again multiple times after. Caught him lying about what he did with the clothes (as for what he actually did with the clothes I think a search of his closet might shed some illumination onto this mystery)

I mean he's a public figure with a high security clearance and he does this shit? Throw the book at him. What a fucking embarrassment.

[–]Femaleisnthateful[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Apparently strings were pulled to get him a security clearance in the first place. I'm sure this isn't this person's first 'incident'.

[–]alladd 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

He was actually looking for a bowling bag for that shiny fucking melon of his.

[–]Datachost 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

People who engage in one boundary breaking behaviour will engage in others

Shocker

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The photo of Sam attending a party at the French Embassy with Mrs. Doubtfire is delish: https://twitter.com/gadsaad/status/1548332230895775745

The French Ambassador called in the fashion police to arrest Sam for those shoes/party dress combo.

And I'm guessing Sam missed Miranda Priestly's brutal lesson about cerulean blue.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Holy fuck, he looks like an absolute freak. Man, he must be permanently high on the rush of having his fetish validated like this.

[–]IMissPorn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He sure knows how to pick 'em, doesn't he?