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[–]ClassroomPast6178 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

ShitThatNeverHappened.exe has stopped responding.

[–]GrilledTofuIdentifying as a block of tofu[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Thinking about it, if "ShitThatNeverHappened.exe" stopped working, does that mean anything can happen?

Edited to add missing words oops.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I think ShitThatNeverHappened.exe is the process that creates fanciful events for loons to post online. If it breaks, then you either stop producing the output or the output goes doolally and produces even more ridiculous events to post.

Unless, and this just occurred to me and would support your assertion, is if shit[…].exe is actually a process that cleans up all the incongruous, unbelievable and ridiculous nonsense and so the breakdown means that all that shit gets out into the wild.

[–]GrilledTofuIdentifying as a block of tofu[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'd say it works both ways, and it's an accurate description of recent events.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Considering this is Tumblr, I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that the main sperg's "abusive Christian family" just didn't allow them to use their so-called condition to be an unchecked piece of shit at the expense of everyone else. Cue the great big wall of wangst that tells the entire world why main sperg is right and everyone else is wrong, and also main sperg did all of this other shit in their quest for vengeance, and blah, blah, blah.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Caught fucking the family dog, 99% probability.

[–]GrilledTofuIdentifying as a block of tofu[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I felt like I went back to the height of Tumblrism in the 2015

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Back when Tumblr was 90% porn and retards by volume, and very little of the latter leaked out into the real world.

[–]GrilledTofuIdentifying as a block of tofu[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I preferred the time when the insanity was 'niche fringe that would never be on politics', instead of being the ruling dogma. Things seem to be swinging some places though, so here's hoping.

[–]slavdude0 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

As a teen I hunted for child predators. As a young adult I've moved to Predators and Vampires and my name is Blade.

Religions has a lot of issues. Not only Christianity. I don't believe in no God, but I don't understand what post like this is supposed to achieve. The saddest part is I could kinda get it if this was written by someone 14, but this is probably someone in their 20s or 30s.

[–]GrilledTofuIdentifying as a block of tofu[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

young adult

Yeeeeah this poster is definitely not a teen anymore...

[–]SerpensInferna 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oof, strong schizo vibes on this one.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think this guy is likely a paedo over indulging in his own fantasies.