If lesbians like strap-ons then they can surely take my (lady) dick

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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

It would literally be rape.

Although I do find it odd that lesbians would be down with dildos at all. But whatever I guess. I don't pretend to understand their sexual preferences.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Although I do find it odd that lesbians would be down with dido at all.

I have been told by at least one lesbian (so obviously this is a universal truth) that the penis is an absolutely superior sex toy to a dildo, but unfortunately it comes with a man attached. So I gather it's not the tool but the handyman.

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It makes sense, even a condom covered penis doesn't feel nearly as nice as one that's not.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I don't like condoms either. Hey bby, whatcha doing tonight? 😘