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[–]jet199 12 insightful - 10 fun12 insightful - 9 fun13 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

Just so long as they don't put the documentary in the LGBT category on Netflix then he can kill as many as he likes.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 11 insightful - 6 fun11 insightful - 5 fun12 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

Those anime catgirls are going to get a rude awakening when they discover that no one actually sees them as women..

[–]Airbus320 0 insightful - 2 fun0 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Mm

[–]IkeConn 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

Every day I go out carrying my pistol with a HCP. I hope somebody tries to carjack me so I can catch them on one of the 6 dash cams when I "resist" and "stand my ground". I'll download the footage to my travel laptop before the cops get there so I can post it on YouTube after they confiscate the chips.

[–]clownworlddropout 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

You should get a better hobby.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

I personally want dudes like u/IkeConn out there armed instead of just the criminals. The police don't show up till after.

[–]IkeConn 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

When seconds count the police are minutes away. We had a state senator that tried to pass a law making HCP holders law enforcement. It didn't pass.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Honestly I'd rather those cruising for a bruising are out there wrecking the criminals shit. I think they are stupid as fuck for doing so, but it ain't my ass getting shot so go for it.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I want users like u/musky to shove their whole arm up my asshole like a jackhammer.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Hey bby 😘

[–]IkeConn 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Please dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT for an important message.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

They put me on hold. What should I do?

[–]1-800-FUCKOFF 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

There are other 1-800 numbers that are just as worthy of attention but don't get brought up enough.

[–]OuroborosTheory 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

what watching too much Christmas Story does to a mf

[–]ClassroomPast6178 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You should consider deleting this post. If you’re ever in a situation and it ends up going to court they will use comments like that against you.

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe in your state.

[–]alladd 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

yeah but they're POC so you're a terrible bigot

[–]LyingSpirit472 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

No, no. Rule of privilege theory is "the one privilege they have you don't is all that matters"- so even if it's POC men, the "male privilege" trumps the "POC lack of privilege."

[–]jet199 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

"Black men are the straight white men of POC" - Black feminists unironically

Because those guys just have such great life outcomes, right.

[–]JeromeJones 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It ain so bad, free gubby housing, meals, and all the white bitches you can shake your mandingo at.

[–]CleverFoolOfEarthI'm not crazy, my headmates told me I'm perfectly sane! 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, but only the fat ones. Seriously, what is it with black guys and screwing fat white chicks? Is there an abnormally high proportion of black chubby-chasers or something?

[–]1-800-FUCKOFF 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm not entirely sure how these people seem to bw blissfully unaware that most of the comforts of modern life are the result of the work of white men... The ones who do realize it seem to be under the impression that if white men hadn't been at the helm in the 20th century developing technology and pushing the limits, the vacuum would have been filled by a caste of strong willed fat queer women of color who are masters of alternative ways of acquering knowledge and that we'd have the same world we have now minus everything bad about it. Somehow those powerful kweens who reject white patriarchal concepts like meritocracy, punctuality, scientific rigor, and enlightenment values would have been just as capable of developing and producing technology for mass distribution.

It's the same retarded thinking process that pushes black people to genocide white farmers in Africa and then wonder why they're all starving a year later.

[–]LtGreenCo 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

When did kids start saying "low key" and "high key" all the time? I don't know why but it's fucking retarded the way they use it. Also, high key isn't a thing.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Six years ago or so is when I first heard my niece say that. It is utterly pointless, people just drop lowkey in to try show they're chill ig.

[–]FlyingKangaroo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Wondering if the killer will come across any trans woman... Or trans “man”. The tables would turn then.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

Wonder if the killer will come out as trans

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well let's see I can either get put into the men's prison where I'll get lynched or I can get put in the women's prison where I can sexually assault the inmates.

Well as a horrid murderous criminal even I have standards. I may brutally kill random people but I would never pretend to be a woman so I can assault people / said nobody ever.

[–]FlyingKangaroo 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Then celebrating him will get even bigger in certain circles.

[–]Newzok 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

"what do you mean you only kill men! I am a real man!"