LOL WUTFarming needs to stop, says the person who believes food comes out of nowhere

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[–]handbananasrevenge 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They don’t know. And they don’t want to know. They’ve grown up with every convenience basically on demand. They won’t ever hold an opinion that doesn’t come from Twitter or Reddit. They probably grew up with a phone or tablet in their hands so they didn’t bother their parents.

Sure, kids ask lots of questions but it’s how they learn. It’s the job of their parents to explain the world to their kids. When my now 10yo was 7, we went to visit a friend out of state and there was a giant distribution center by his highway exit. He asked what it was and why so many big trucks are around. So I explained how the things we buy go from where they were made to the store. It’s not hard.

They embody everything the managerial class wants in a citizen. A dutiful consumer who doesn’t ask questions and who is completely detached from how the world actually works.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 9 fun4 insightful - 8 fun5 insightful - 9 fun -  (1 child)

But but but food comes from the store, not farms, so if the stores just gave it away for free, we wouldn't have to bother with farms or Capitalism!

At least, that's what my university professor taught me, and he's never wrong.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They know where it comes from. It's just they plan to kill the kulaks first, comrade.

[–]OuroborosTheory 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

peaches come in a can, they were put there by a man

[–]FlyingKangaroo 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Well, starving is a communist tradition...

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Would be fun to do a reality show with these idiots. Dump them on a farm filled with food and watch how fast they starve to death despite being surrounded by food. "I don't want to eat that potato it has dirt on it ewww". "Why does this manure smell like shit?"

[–]jet199 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There was a programme about vegan campaigners and they made one go to a dairy farm. He was like "It's different to how I expected. I expected there to be puss and blood everywhere but it's just really calm and all the people and cows are happy."

It didn't change his attitude though. These people are mentally set up to be disingenuous. If they get information which contradicts their beliefs it just goes straight in the mental dustbin and then they carry on as before.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 3 insightful - 7 fun3 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

I thought cow farts caused climate change... I was so ready to have a nice steak dinner and do my part to help :[.

[–]notafed 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

I know that I just lost 5 IQ points. I could feel the synapses in my brain shreik and die a horrible death.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

F for those poor cells, they will be missed.

[–]notafed 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

One of them held info for one of my midterms. Now I'm not sure if I'll be able to pass.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Claim a day of non-participation in class for some bullshit cause. Educators are either true believers themselves, useful idiots, or too cowed to speak up, so they likely won't stop it. And if you can further get some of your campus sheeple to "baa" in unison in support, it's pretty much a lock to succeed.

[–]notafed 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nah. They're Indian (subcontinent). They're fucking based and don't put up with that shit.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Nice cotton blend clothes he's got on there.

[–]clownworlddropout 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The exponential growth of our species needs to stop.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Why is he standing like that?

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It keeps his neovagina from falling out.

[–]alladd 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

DropRegularFarms

[–]cant_even 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I tell them the same thing I tell "Stop the oil!!".

"Google what the world population was before what chaps your ass was discovered/invented. That's what it'll be again without it."