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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 11 insightful - 11 fun11 insightful - 10 fun12 insightful - 11 fun -  (5 children)

There once was a lady from Venus.

Who had such a glorious penis.

But despite that grand spigot

All the girls were such bigots.

And that's how she knew all the lesbos were extremists!

[–]ClassroomPast6178 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

Oh, you monster…breaking the rhyme scheme at the end!

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 7 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 7 fun -  (3 children)

Rhymes are the work of the patriarchy!

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

It's true, all true. I'm a representative of the Patriarchy, and I can absolutely confirm that rhymes are, indeed, one of our programs to further the spread of misogyny. Not quite sure how it does that, mind you, but it does.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

By the creative use of verse, we can place upon women a curse.Though try as they might they cannot hope to fight our attempts to make their lives worse!

[–]ClassroomPast6178 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Our couplets they tried to best,
With weak rhymes straight off their chest.
They couldn’t have known,
Our verses have shown.
Big balls will always beat breast.