After reading this, I was underwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, guilt, and a faint but persistent quavering in my stomach (but then I farted and that last one went away, so it was probably just gas). As I pondered these unfamiliar feelings--because, as straight white male, I cannot possibly be inadequate or guilty--my regressive mind urged me again, and again, and again to stop wasting time on this and get back to titties, booze, and making sure that the various subhumans and mudraces (but I repeat myself, kek) knew their place in the world.

But, in a display of toxic masculinity, I resisted this urging and continued pondering. For a time, I pondered what would Raptor Jesus ponder on these weighty feelings, but that just left me wasting a couple of hours looking up memes. Once I escaped the bottomless rabbit hole of memes, I resumed pondering my feelings. And, after much pondering--which hurt, a lot, because I'm not used to thinking so hard as a straight white male--I finally came to a realization that eased my feelings and made everything clear and comprehensible once more.

Y'all niggas is crazy, why the fuck am I wasting my time on your bullshit?

My peace of mind restablished, I went boldly and proudly forth in search of the finest LBFM pr0n to be had, because nothing says "moral quandary resolved" for a straight white male like some good, old-fashioned race-based misogyny.

Cheers, fucknuts!