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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

You present a convincing argument. However, my side has cookies and hookers. So kindly get in the woodchipper, and leave me to enjoy my peanut butter & chocolate chunk and my complimentary hoe.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212[S] 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

You can woodchip deeze nuts!

[–]ClassroomPast6178 6 insightful - 8 fun6 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 8 fun -  (2 children)

Oh sweaty! “Nuts” are a social construct of a cisheteropatriarchal white supremacist society. And “woodchippers” are a transhomomysogynracist dog whistle. You’ve just hate-crimed us all!

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I'm feeling especially hatecrimed by the use of "deeze," which is blatant appropriation of AAVE. I sense a disturbance in the Blackness, as if an untold number of hands were suddenly thrust out to receive reparations.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I practically choked my emotional support chicken when I encountered his macroaggressions. I’d really hate for him to hate crime us again, really hate it, my chicken definitely wouldn’t survive another choking.