Katy being Colin

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[–]Datachost 13 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 2 fun -  (21 children)

Monty makes a lot more sense when you take into account that it's all projection. Just reverse everything he says to make it about him and his own insecurities

And he has plenty to be insecure about https://nitter.it/Urusai_naaa/status/1553563042318733313#m

[–]ClassroomPast6178 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

That’s a lot of photoshop work on display for one webpage, a lot of self-delusion too.

[–]Datachost 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Genuinely can't tell which is the most egregious, but I think I'm going to have to go with Lavery. Oger straight up looks like Fred Armisen

[–]ClassroomPast6178 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

The funniest one by far.

Imagine deciding that you’re really a man inside, but after having all the surgery, pain and suffering to realise your desires, you find out that you’re really a nine year old boy (and will probably age like fucking Gollum).

[–]Datachost 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

She looks like Gyllenhaal's ventriloquist dummy

[–]ClassroomPast6178 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

She’s cosplaying as Lord Charles.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

She looks so desperate to be part of the club in that photo.

[–]fuck_redditThou/Thee/Thy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You beat me to it lmao. Oger has always freaked me out cause he looks like Candace from Portlandia.

[–]filbs111 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The photoshop work suggests self awareness.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

I always thought Monty passed better than most. It's amazing how much heavy lifting those filters are doing. I do feel sorry for the young gay men seeing this stuff and believing facial feminization surgery is going to give them real results.

[–]Datachost 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Filters and about a pound of makeup. It's also worth noting that in his quest to pass, Monty has facial paralysis in one of their cheeks.

[–]BenitoGreen99[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Blaire White's the first one that comes to mind when talking about good passing

[–]ClassroomPast6178 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I’m not so sure, I think Blaire White is a candidate for a human entry in the Uncanny Valley.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I do like Blaire, but he's had a ton of surgery and fillers, and still, without the filters and make up, looks like a very effeminate man

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I would have said Buck Angel myself. But you were probably specifying MtF passers.

[–]alladd 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

eh even the best passing one is still an impossible burger. always gonna be something off about it.

[–]shortchick 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Are you sure Morgane Oger, isn't just Fred Armisen doing a skit?

[–]Datachost 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I'm becoming more and more convinced that Eddie Izzard is just doing a really long bit. Four years from now he's going to go "You actually went along with it, you fucking idiots. Joke's on you!" Or he's just lost his mind, who knows

[–]ClassroomPast6178 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

He hasn’t lost his mind, he self-identified as a fetishist for decades until it was convenient to switch to being transgender. And then, he’s only a girl or in “girl-mode” when it’s convenient for his career, because when he goes to auditions/meetings/jobs in the US he is in “boy-mode”.

I think it was Grayson Perry that let slip that the reason he wore big puffy dresses was to cover the erection he got when dressed that way. I wonder if Eddie suffers similarly.

[–]Datachost 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I know it shouldn't surprise me, but it just sounds too ridiculous to not be a bit. How can everyone not see how fucking ridiculous that is? How can anyone applaud as Eddie (not even going through the effort of changing his name) tries to go for a Labour women's spot?

[–]ClassroomPast6178 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It is itself utterly surreal that a surrealist comedian is claiming to be a part-time woman, and no one is raising any objections to it, not even the pro-trans side who he is actually harming with his gender of convenience act.

If it’s really just a choice, then just choose to be male and leave it there you numbskull!

I suppose it all makes some kind of sense if you remember Eddie’s probably jacking off to it all! 🤮

[–]shortchick 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Unfortunately I think it's the latter.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

They got most of the all-stars of the troon scene, Yaniv, Clymer, Dennis, Keffals, Manning, and Thomas.

And the special guest cameo at the end by Eliott "Manlet" Paige was a nice touch.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 10 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 5 fun11 insightful - 6 fun -  (6 children)

He’s a real boy!

Disney missed a trick not casting Page in the live action remake of Pinocchio.

[–]Datachost 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

They're waiting for the next Wizard of Oz remake to cast her as a member of the Lollipop Guild

[–]ClassroomPast6178 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Or strap some prosthetic wings and a fez on her and bang, she’s a flying monkey.

[–]Datachost 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

They could make some radical changes to the plot and have her be one of the main four, all she wants is a cock and balls

Jesus, even I'm a little ashamed of myself for making that joke

[–]ClassroomPast6178 4 insightful - 8 fun4 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

🎶 I could while away the hours
Wankin' with the flowers,
Playin’ with my schlong;
And my balls I'd be a itchin'
While my scrotum was busy twitchin'
If I only had a dong.🎶

[–]alladd 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i wonder what previous critics of Whip It - who said it was too straight/cis-friendly - think now that it technically stars a trans man in a gay relationship

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Motherfucking savage!

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

It seems to me there's a simple solution to this event.

Have a lesbian singles event with a Facebook sign up sheet.

Go through later and have someone else invite the actual lesbians on the list to a separate private invitation only party happening at the same time.

Have all the MTF arrive at the lesbians singles night and get super frustrated.

[–]Haylstorm 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Wait for them to complain then cancel them for saying that transwomen aren't women too?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Who says it's a woman's only party. It's a private as in not open to the public invite only party run by someone else who just happened to invite a bunch of people invited to the lesbians only party that happened at the same time based on unstated criteria. Do the people going to the main party even need to know this happened? And if they do find out it's invitation only. You aren't on the list you don't get in.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Failed man keep failing but in lipstick.

[–]DirewolfGhost 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Lesbians against inclusion and tolerance.

What did the tranny say to the dyke?

"Include this dick in your mouth, bigot!"

[–]alladd 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

okay, so does this whole "let people do what they want if they're not bothering you" thing extend to other people's speech as well as your publically flaunted fetishes?

can a cis girl show up at the same lesbian bar with a "women don't have dicks" shirt and expect to be left alone?

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's a nice stock photo of an actual woman you've found there, "Katie".

[–]clownworlddropout 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Timmy doesn't care about your sexuality, just your sex.