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[–]ClassroomPast6178 6 insightful - 8 fun6 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 8 fun -  (3 children)

A world where we have secured the exsistance of the gay race and a future for trans babies

Every fucking time I read that it cracks me up. It wouldn’t be an Adventurous_Ad post without it.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212[S] 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

I will not rest until all the babies have transitioned. And everyone is by law required to attend drag queen story hour where the only book that gets read is the communist manifesto under penalty of death. All hail the new world order praise the God empress kamala harris.

[–]On_WheelsWe need to secure the existence of the gay race 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Très magnifique, it's like Twitter in a single man woman human person.

[–]SerpensInferna 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

person.

Don't be a bigot, anthropomorphist.

[–]GrilledTofuIdentifying as a block of tofu 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

clap clap clap clap bravo

Curious, have you read/listened to a real teacher's manifesto about queering children to fight against the cishetronormative male patriachy capitalism? I need to find that report somehow but I keep forgetting where i found it.

Also as it turns out Stonewall has embraced your parody

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212[S] 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Reading and listening is ableist. And I will fight endlessly until we have come together as a collective to abolish all languages in both the written and spoken word. After that I will look for something else to complain about. Its super offensive to even suggest that such patriarchal aggressions enforced upon the queer identity should ever be taught to children. All children should worry about is what gender they want to identify as at the current moment in time so that they don't cause micro aggressions against people.

[–]iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

This post was written by a bot.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212[S] 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Beep boop

[–]LtGreenCo 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

You're treading on the edge of Poe's Law here. It may read like a parody but we all know there are people who actually think this way.

[–]DirewolfGhost 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

"think" Did they redefine that term yet?

[–]LtGreenCo 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Not yet but I'm sure it's coming. Think is an ableist term and marginalizes people in vegetative states. Brain-having persons will be the new inclusive term. At least until the lobotomy-gendered people get involved.

[–]DirewolfGhost 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Thats why retard is the new "r" word apparently. People who identify as retards get offended.