LOL WUTDoes the creator of this meme never heard anything about the Roman, Chinese, and Ottoman empire?

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[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 8 insightful - 16 fun8 insightful - 15 fun9 insightful - 16 fun -  (2 children)

Listen comrade. The us needs to be abolished so the American Socialist State can be created. I believe the only way to truly achieve Hope, Openness, Love and Equity is with The American Socialist States Hope, Openness, Love and Equity initiative it is a true societal game changer. I need more A.S.S.H.O.L.E. The world needs more A.S.S.H.O.L.E. Life will be better for all of us with more A.S.S.H.O.L.E.

[–]GrilledTofuIdentifying as a block of tofu[S] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Bwahahahaha. You're so so so funny. Never change, my friend. Never change XD

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Have you heard of the C.L.I.T? They sound more fun than ASSHOLE.

[–]GrilledTofuIdentifying as a block of tofu[S] 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

The amount of people cheering for the destruction of America is disgusting. The country needs reform but a complete war is going to starve billions of people worldwide. This thread explains why. It's a very good read

The sheer number of people who think they're going to be the one to come up top and not die is staggering too.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Yes, yes, cheer on the destruction of the democratic control of the largest nuclear arsenal in the world. Yes, let your hate flow. Watch what happens when warlords rather than a democratically elected head of state has control of the nukes and you’re handing over your tween daughter for prima nocte rights to the feudal lord who now rules your city.

Fucking neoluddite morons.

(Not you Tofu!)

[–]LyingSpirit472 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

But, u/GrilledTofu was right with the last line:

The sheer number of people who think they're going to be the one to come up top and not die is staggering too.

These people don't fear that because they are narcissistic enough they cannot possibly fathom any result of the revolution that isn't them, personally, ending up in power. They won't fear warlords and feudal lords in control, because they truly believe THEY will be that feudal warlord.

[–]GrilledTofuIdentifying as a block of tofu[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

All is good, Teacher-saurus!

Edit: calling them neoluddites is accurate too.

[–]YJaewedwqewq 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

but a complete war is going to starve billions of people worldwide

Oh no, I think I left my tiny violin at home, what a tragedy!

America and its colonial overlord Israel is the driving force behind global degeneracy. American anti-culture and democracy are the root of such degenerate moral ills present throughout the world. Look at America's enemies; do they have issues with trannies and homosexuals raping children? Do they have mandatory pride parades or hate speech laws?

Of course if memory serves you're the guy who said that drawn child porn is fine because "It'S JuSt A DrAwInG" in a post a few weeks ago, so such a take isn't surprising in the least.

[–]cephyrious 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

The left has no guns and calls for no one to have guns, but some of them also call for civil war. It is quite comedic.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

They have this weird fantasy construct where the authorities that they despise will render the other people that they despise powerless and defenseless, then quietly and obediently do the same to themselves. After which, all of the various demographics that they worship will totally not take advantage of the situation to run roughshod over everyone, but will instead elevate their "saviors" for removing the threat of white, fascist oppression from their world.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This thread explains why. It's a very good read

TW: furfags

The country needs reform but a complete war is going to starve billions of people worldwide.

[–]Neo_Shadow_Lurker 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

50 bucks this person is a self-hating middle class American.

These types seem to be so common nowadays.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

never heard anything about the Roman, Chinese, and Ottoman empire?

Dude you have got to stop thinking these people have ever had any knowledge about anything, ever, in their lives.

[–]GrilledTofuIdentifying as a block of tofu[S] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

But but but they keep claiming that they have the k n o w l e d g e !!! The true history! The one and only!

(Okay okay I jest. They really don't know anything)

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Morons, lets see them smile when their new Chinese masters won't let them say that.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

OK, cartoon figure. So you're looking forward to the collapse of your country. What happens then?

[–]GrilledTofuIdentifying as a block of tofu[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They always think that they'll be the ones who benefit from the destruction and not part of the body count.

[–]ottobitpollo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Nothing in this implies whoever made it is an American. Listen up, it may come to you as a shock, but we non-Americans might kind of enjoy not being America's bitch anymore. China, you say? The only good thing about China is that, like good Asians, they don't try to control Europeans culturally and tell them what to think.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Not yet. Modern China much resembles America. They'll just as easily dominate your culture of they think they can and if they see a benefit to it.

[–]GrilledTofuIdentifying as a block of tofu[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

My China Chinese supremacist violin teacher already proved ottobitpollo wrong. She would be so pro china to all her students, including me.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The chief aim of the Chinese Communist Party is to avoid becoming America.

[–]GrilledTofuIdentifying as a block of tofu[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

China is that, like good Asians, they don't try to control Europeans culturally and tell them what to think.

As an Asian living in Asia, I laugh at this so hard. How naive are you to think that China didn't already do that to other countries.

[–]couch 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

no worries. UNATCO will far surpass them