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[–]agelmat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Lol. But what about the Alienhunter orthodox sect?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Ah for 20% of your income you can upgrade to orthodox status and gain access to the secret golden floppy disks that were unfortunately demagnetized by she who shall not be named following the [redacted upgrade to orthodox to learn more!]

[–]agelmat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

What about the reformed sect? What are they selling?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Those fucking heretics don't pay me or make me any money.

I mean ahem, they have given into the folly of following their own wisdom and have strayed from the one true path.

[–]agelmat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Do you have crusades? If you let me nail people to crosses, I am down for anything. :)