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[–]agelmat 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (11 children)

Which Christianity should I follow then? Orthodox, Catholic or Protestant? Is the Capibara still a fish according to the Vatican?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

You gotta follow Alienhunterism it's the one true faith. You pay me 10% of your income and in return you don't go to hell when you die. Good deal! I'll even accept payments on behalf of your dead relatives like the Catholics and Mormons but unlike the Catholics and Mormons I have proof that my method actually works with a solid 100% paper plastic laminated certificate of authenticity signed by God himself through proxy.

[–]agelmat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Lol. But what about the Alienhunter orthodox sect?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Ah for 20% of your income you can upgrade to orthodox status and gain access to the secret golden floppy disks that were unfortunately demagnetized by she who shall not be named following the [redacted upgrade to orthodox to learn more!]

[–]agelmat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

What about the reformed sect? What are they selling?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Those fucking heretics don't pay me or make me any money.

I mean ahem, they have given into the folly of following their own wisdom and have strayed from the one true path.

[–]agelmat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Do you have crusades? If you let me nail people to crosses, I am down for anything. :)

[–]SaidOverRed 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Door Number 1

[–]agelmat 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Got proof that I am choosing the right one?

[–]SaidOverRed 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

It is the most beautifully based. Enjoy the incense fren

[–]agelmat 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Retake Constantinople too?

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

None of them, they're all part of the plot to assimilate Christians into society and cover up the original beliefs, which are largely anti-world and anti-society.