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[–]GrilledTofuIdentifying as a block of tofu[S] 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

How do you come up with this hilarity in every post? XDDD

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

I'm willing to bet that the preparation process involves repeatedly slamming his head into a hard surface, until the world goes all fuzzy and soft around the edges. Then it's an hour with his head stuffed into a bag full of shit, to fill his lungs with the sweet air of enlightenment that only those on the right side of history can fully know.

[–]GrilledTofuIdentifying as a block of tofu[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Sounds legit hahaha!