OTHERKINAh yes, the chip, prey of dragons

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[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 19 insightful - 6 fun19 insightful - 5 fun20 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

"It was so embarrassing, I had to share it with everyone on social media."

[–]SJCringe 12 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 6 fun13 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

I volunteer with a conservation group. After reading this, I’m questioning whether this planet should be saved.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I think I identify as Gorilla-kin. I see Gorillas and I just think, huh you know they seem similar to me. I have this strong undeniable urge to stroke my mates hair and pick out impurities. I try this on my cat and my cat doesn't like it sometimes, I think my cat identifies as a lizard. My dog on the other hand really likes it so I think my dog identifies as Gorilla-kin as well.

[–]Athelhilda4 9 insightful - 8 fun9 insightful - 7 fun10 insightful - 8 fun -  (1 child)

We need to bring back bullying....

[–]Tums_is_Smut_bkwrds 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It never stopped. But only the left can do it now, under the guise of justice.

[–]Curious_Illithidshitlordnugget 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

"Prey drive", "dragonkin", "instincts". LOL. Since when doing weird shit occasionally makes you into some other being? I once picked up the last piece of sushi with my mouth and gulped it down barely chewing, should I start yelling all over the internet about how I'm secretly a heron and it's my "fish-swallowing drive" manifesting? I don't think so, it's just me not feeling like picking it up the normal way.

[–]Tums_is_Smut_bkwrds 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Playing pretend is perfectly normal, healthy even, for a 7 year old.

What's that you say? 27? What a retard.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is literally a completely normal way to catch something which is being blown by the wind.

If you rush at it you will blow it away from you by moving the air ahead of you.

And being on all fours means you can reach out to something on the floor faster than from standing.

But no, must be dragons.

[–]r2d2_21 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

You could have said you have Spider-Man skills instead

[–]JasonCarswellSisyphus / Ouroboros 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Wait, is this a dragon with 4 legs and wings? Or a dragon with 2 legs and 2 wings?

Also, why was he masturbating at lunch, thus fap-flapping his wings, thus creating the wind, thus gripping his instincts, hard, and chasing his bag?

Any real dragon would have just breathed fire and the chip bag would be smoke.

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