Coming out as delusional to my mom

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[–]SMCAB 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

So, not really off topic but maybe a bit.

If my son comes home and tells me he's a cat, and I instantly start feeding it fancy feast once a day, make it shit and piss in a sandbox, and make it lick milk from a saucer on the floor, make it lick itself to be clean, and shoo it away from me 95 percent of time and tell it to fuck off, wouldn't that be the right thing to do? You know, like be about it you little pussy, am I right?

[–]RedditExPat69 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

hell yes. go big or go home. Bring me a dead mouse if you want back inside, kiddo.

[–]SMCAB 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Who would have thought, in 2022, the parenting manual would have a chapter on what to do if your kid identifies as a table leg?