Comic books often have crazy villian that are set on world domination. It stands to reason along this line of logic therefore that we should ban comic books lest someone identify with the villian and get bad ideas like using an army of brainwashed radicalized penguins to overthrow the democratically elected United Nations and impose an economic dictatorship based on the fishing needs of aquatic fowl rather in a penguin supremecist state that does not value human rights.

It's time to take your comic book and fiction reading friends aside and ask them if they are aware that they might become the next Hitler if they read any kind of problematic material. There was that problematic movie Toy Story for example which pushed this weird materialistic fiction that toys are alive and that Andy is some kind of god to them. Don't let your friends watch that, it starts innocent enough with comments like "oh your toys miss you because you aren't playing with them" but before long the fiction is believed and your friend will send you and your family to the garbage dump for daring to suggest you are a Sid inclined individual. We must be ever so cautious against the pernatious societal I'll known as fiction, it keeps people's attention away from Jesus.