I would be pissed, too, if I had to be related to you

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[–]jet199 12 insightful - 5 fun12 insightful - 4 fun13 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

The sister needs to get them neutered as soon as possible.

It's a kindness.

[–]r2d2_21 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

So, if this person is a wolf, why does it feel the need to follow the cats' behavior? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[–]Curious_Illithidshitlordnugget 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I guess it's both. Hence the "shifts" title - from "I'm so special, I'm a wolf AWOOO" to "look guys, I'm totally a cat! As long as I only need to lay in the sun and bat at moving objects, count me out if it gets about shitting in the box, licking my own asshole, and eating cat food".

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

How dare you misspecies them. 😮

So just for some context im also a dog therian, and that means I do some weird things. My alusky theriotype mixed with my cat kintypes predatory instincts make me want to chase and attack things. Which means a lot of things, sometimes without really paying attention to what I’m doing I end up growling at a squirrel in a tree. Or I will chase a bird into the street. I really need to ground myself so I don’t look like an idiot.

[–]MarkJefferson 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

I don't get it.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 9 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 5 fun -  (9 children)

Window licker thinks they're (based on the tags) some kind special catdogwolf instead of a boring ass human with the personality of unflavored grits. They were doing normie stuff and decided to let their special true self out, and their normie sister--who obviously doesn't understand the challenges of being so cripplingly retarded--got predictably pissed about this shit.

[–]MarkJefferson 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I thought the trenders were basic but I forgot about the kins

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Kins belong to a gentler, simpler time, when the Internet wasn't as bitterly toxic and hostile to all life. They unfortunately can't survive in this new iteration, especially with their native Tumblr habitats destroyed, and are thus an endangered species.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

For boys and men this furry stuff is always a sexual fetish.

He should keep that away from his sister.

[–]Cass 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

How do you know it's a boy?

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Males and females write differently. Here's the kid's video. Seems to be a overweight gay child. I feel bad for him, probably getting groomed by furries online.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ugh, I hate when kids pull the "how are you saying that to a child" BS. Pure manipulative shit. If you shouldn't be talked to like an adult your shouldn't be on adult social media in the first place.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

These days? Much more likely that it's the troon groomers going after him.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Pretty sure that's a girl that thinks it's a boy.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It might be. I had a hard time determining, particularly if you watch the last vid on the channel, the person has boobs, but I think it's cause the kid is overweight (and all the goddamned hormones in our water supply). I am not 100% but I still think it's an effeminate gay boy.