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[–]jet199 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

Even if they just missed becoming a black hole and destroying humanity?

[–]filbs111 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

She's literally killing fat people by keeping all the mass in the universe to herself.

[–]TiwakingC64Gender 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

jet199 [score hidden] an hour ago Even if they just missed becoming a black hole and destroying humanity?

If we do discover a black hole we use a rocket and send this hambeast to plug it up

[–]TiwakingC64Gender 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I thought people her size were meant to be jolly

[–]filbs111 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

She's so massive, lightness of being can't escape.

[–]NeedMoreCoffee 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

She ate all the jolly.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Only until they get hungry.