Nonbinary dogs. Really?

submitted by CleverFoolOfEarthI'm not crazy, my headmates told me I'm perfectly sane! from i.redd.it

sorted by:
top
newinsightfulfun
you are viewing a single comment's thread.

view the rest of the comments →

[–]NormChompsky 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (20 children)

Has anyone ever documented gay dogs sucking each other off or fucking each other in the ass? Anyone ever documented bitches (the technical term for female canines) eating each other's pussy? As a professor I say that this is personification taken to the extreme by a queer that wants their dogs to be queer. It would make the queer person feel better about being a queer if their dogs were also queer.

[–]jet199 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (18 children)

Yes, there are plenty of recorded incidents of gay animals. In fact scientists can now create gay animals in the lab by adding or reducing testosterone in the womb during pregnancy.

However it's harder to tell in dogs because they often use humping to assert dominance rather than sex.

[–]SerpensInferna 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Totally anecdotal but I had a dog that only humped other boy dogs and was completely dismissive of female dogs in every way. He wasn't even interested in playing with them. I miss that guy, he was awesome.

[–]throwawayJnumbersworking down at the Port Authority in Coom and Consoom 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah. It's possible for an animal to be gay, but more likely than not the person wants their dog to be like them (moreso in an example like this, where they willingly misgender the dog to feel like the dog's like them.

[–]Node 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (15 children)

The typical gay animal has consumed some kind of intoxicant. For awhile, they forget their survival imperatives and become lighthearted and carefree.

As far as homosexual animals go, they likely have some kind of defect or imbalance.

[–]jet199 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (14 children)

There's no evidence of that.

[–]Node 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (13 children)

Becoming gay while intoxicated, or deviating into homosex being a defect or imbalance?

If alcohol is the intoxicant, as with fermented berries or fruit, a little bit can make you gay, but a lot will act as a depressant, and you'll be the opposite of gay.

In a species that reproduces sexually, homosex is clearly one of multiple types of defects that can arise.

[–]usehernameredditgender 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (12 children)

Does a little bit of alcohol make you gay, Node?

[–]Node 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (10 children)

Lighthearted and carefree? Mainly just a little relaxed and buzzed, not really gay.

Also, I'd recommend using definitions from Standard American English, and dropping the homosexual variant. They're not "gay", they're homosexuals and faggots.

[–]usehernameredditgender 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

You literally used "gay" one comment ago, idiot.

[–]Node 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

"Gay" is literally a word in the English language. ESL student? Here, but ask your teacher if you need more help.

Gay: lighthearted and carefree.

"Nan had a gay disposition and a very pretty face"

[–]usehernameredditgender 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

of, relating to, or characterized by sexual or romantic attraction to people of one's same sex

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gay

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Lol

[–]Evilphd666 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I tink my beagle's gay