How the hell is a banana a gender?

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[–]IkeConn 7 insightful - 12 fun7 insightful - 11 fun8 insightful - 12 fun -  (0 children)

Orange you glad you are not a banana.

[–]filbs111 4 insightful - 8 fun4 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

While i do feel for bananas born into human bodies, the real victims here are humans born into banana bodies.

[–]Curious_Illithidshitlordnugget 3 insightful - 9 fun3 insightful - 8 fun4 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

Does it come with the desire to sing about peanut butter jelly? If not, then what's even the point?

[–]AkbarZip 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

I'm half convinced this is a troll. Only half because some people really are that dumb.

[–]BullionBoy 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I mean the post itself it real but can't tell if the post is trolling too: https://lgbta.wikia.org/wiki/Bananine

[–]GammaKingPreferred pronouns: "My Liege" or "Your Majesty". 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

No Patrick, banana is not a gender.

[–]SleazeBottom 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Several times on Reddit’s TiA, I mocked these types by calling them “Chicken McNugget Gender”, only to later find out that that is actually a gender some of these lunatics identify as; basically “Poe’s Law”-d myself, thanks to these assclowns and their batshit craziness.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 7 fun3 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

My gender is bananine? Has a nice ring to it...

[–]NeedMoreCoffee 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Those are the same people that get offended when you say you identify as an attack helicopter 🚁

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I do know how plants have genders which is weird, but it's like how a bee can pollinate a flower

[–]TiwakingC64Gender 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

This gender doesnt seem very apeeling