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[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I thought I was pregnant after Elon Musk buttfucked me, but it was just a burrito I ate.

[–]Optimus85 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's true. My urethra has never been the same since. When I come it just oozes out.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That looks so painful.