you are viewing a single comment's thread.

view the rest of the comments →

[–]ihaveyourdress 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How do you "pretend" to have a penis?

At some point, they'll figure out it's made of mole hair and not real if it isn't actually attached to anything.