Rings Of Power Finale - The Final Insult (15:06) ~ The Critical Drinker by JasonCarswell in Tolkien

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I am probably the biggest Tolkien nerd on this entire platform. RoP was the most offensive thing I have seen in a long time.

Rings Of Power Finale - The Final Insult (15:06) ~ The Critical Drinker by JasonCarswell in Tolkien

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It was shitty writing, period. The character, plot, subtext, logic, consistency, etc were all absent. Some elements were passable, but not enough, mostly dependent on memberberries from Peter Jackson. The CGI city scenes were the only exceptionally good parts.

This new Mary Sue Galadriel is not the same character at all, with poorly written dialogue, in poorly conceived scenarios, with implausible story arcs, and ludicrous plots. It's not just her at all, but that's a huge part of the problem.

It was obvious to me. All of it. No subtlety, no subtext, all on the nose and boring.

House Of The Dragons is the opposite.

Rings Of Power Finale - The Final Insult (15:06) ~ The Critical Drinker by JasonCarswell in Tolkien

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I enjoyed it.

Edit: I mean he is literally going against his own complaints that female characters now are too perfect and don't have any struggles to get what they want.

As soon as there is a female character who isn't perfect and is driven by her flaws then she's "unlikable".

Hitler Galadriel is great and highly watchable. You aren't supposed to like her, you are supposed to realise she is making loads of of bad choices because she is a radicalised extremist and being on the side of good doesn't that OK.

Also saying that the Sauron stuff was obvious when that was leaked months ago is petty. If he hadn't read the leaks would it be obvious, we'll never know.

The Rings of Power - An Unmitigated DISASTER (22:27) ~ Nerdrotic by JasonCarswell in Tolkien

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I liked it

Amazon's Rings of Panic. LOTR in panic mode. (9:46) ~ Call me Chato by JasonCarswell in Tolkien

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I don't see what's so wrong with putting SJW garbage into Tolkien. Why not also add spaceships, lasers, and set it in the Wild West or Manhattan? And as a Black lesbian dwarf animator, I want to see lots of anime gonzo sex orgies in the mix. But only if it captures the true essence of Tolkien - as I envision it.

/s

Lord of the Rings from Sauron's perspective by Chipit in Tolkien

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And far away, as Frodo put on the Ring and claimed it for his own, even in Sammath Naur the very heart of his realm, the Power in Barad-dûr was shaken, and the Tower trembled from its foundations to its proud and bitter crown. The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare. Then his wrath blazed in consuming flame, but his fear rose like a vast black smoke to choke him. For he knew his deadly peril and the thread upon which his doom now hung.

From all his policies and webs of fear and treachery, from all his stratagems and wars his mind shook free; and throughout his realm a tremor ran, his slaves quailed, and his armies halted, and his captains suddenly steerless, bereft of will, wavered and despaired. For they were forgotten. The whole mind and purpose of the Power that wielded them was now bent with overwhelming force upon the Mountain. At his summons, wheeling with a rending cry, in a last desperate race there flew, faster than the winds, the Nazgûl, the Ringwraiths, and with a storm of wings they hurtled southwards to Mount Doom.

Will LOTR: The Rings of Power Be a Woke DISASTER? (14:45) ~ Nerdrotic by JasonCarswell in Tolkien

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Yes

Amazon's Lord of the Rings will be a COMPLETE DISASTER! | Nerdrotic Nooner (9:32) ~ Nerdrotic Daily by JasonCarswell in Tolkien

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Trans-Gollum in lipstick - hot! /s

Amazon's Lord of the Rings will be a COMPLETE DISASTER! | Nerdrotic Nooner (9:32) ~ Nerdrotic Daily by JasonCarswell in Tolkien

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Diversity. Put Gollum in the ghetto and see what happens.