Teesside woman accused of exposing penis, using sex toy and masturbating in public

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[–]FlippyKing 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

What have you done to these ducks that they'd even have a reaction? Wait, I might not want to know. It probably involved your penis.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

seriously... no-one's getting the cock joke, it's a rooster... the joke is that I brought a chicken to the park and the ducks aren't happy. coz cock means rooster.... now that I over explained it, it's not funny anymore.

[–]FlippyKing 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I don't know why ducks would react to a rooster, or a cock. Sorry.