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[–]IamRedBeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

I bet you thought you were being terribly clever. D'aaaw :D Adoreable.

Ill be the first to congratulate on good shitpost.

That, what you just did? Not clever. Not a good shitpost. It's just trash. Low level. Something that would be shocking to a thirteen year old.

I suggest you start reading books. It will be hard at first, but with work, you can do it. Your school might even have a program to encourage you!

With the power of books you can really work up the power to have excellent vocabulary to write great long winded shitposts that will really rile up the Lib-tards and have them fuming at the mouth and have Great wringing of the hands and gnashing of teeth!

So you go there little buddy. Like the little train that could! You chug along and you read those books and you become the real shitposter we all know you can be!

Good luck, little tyke!

[–]trulyascumbag 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Wow you are so mad hahaha.

[–]IamRedBeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Oh kiddo, shitposting is love. Shitposting is life!

[–]trulyascumbag 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Aww no essay this time?

You didn't get the raise you wanted at the JIDF?

[–]IamRedBeard 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

D'aaaw! Did you get lonely?

Did I put you to bed without a story and make you sad?

"Once upon a time there was a Trashy Garbageperson. He was trashy and liked meth and smelled a lot like unwashed feet. One day he decided to go to a rally and he called everybody a Jew. He angered all the Scumbag Antifa Shitheads. But one Scumbag Antifa shithead was Big, and less than a coward than the other Antifa shitheads. He grabbed the Trashy Garbageperson by the upper lip and pulled that upper lip over the Garbagepersons forehead and rolled his head up his ass. And in the end Nobody learned anything, because they ALL SUCKED"

The end! :D

[–]trulyascumbag 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Antifa

Ahahaha I knew u were a loser irl

[–]IamRedBeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

aaaw You didn't like your bed time story? How about one a little more Spicy? Like You and 50 shades of Jew? We can have you smothered in curry and fisted by dark skinned Jewish men? Probably more your speed. What color ball gag you want?