Yoko Ono Claims “I Had Affair With Hillary Clinton In The 70's”. We shared many of the same values about sexual equality, fighting against the authoritarian, patriarchal, male-dominated society we were raised in. “We had a brief romantic fling" Stop the presses! Hillary is a lesbo!

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[–]NlGGERS 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle.

You guys are fucking retards. Other notable headlines:

Morgue worker arrested after giving birth to a dead man’s baby

Colorado: Hunter claims he was sexually assaulted by a sasquatch

Couple hospitalized after man gets his head stuck in his wife’s vagina

Morgue employee cremated by mistake while taking a nap

etc.

[–]triguntester 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I don't know what's sadder, the fact that that site published a WNDR article without a hint of irony or the fact that people upvoted this post.

[–]Lostcarkeys 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

How do you downvote on this site? I'm using the app.

[–]triguntester 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You can't downvote, there are two buttons, insightful and funny, which are both different types of upvotes that make a post more visible, so don't get sucked into the mentality of using the laugh as a downvote. If you want to make a post less visible, you can simply not upvote and write a rebuttal in the comments. That or report it if breaks site rules.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

kek just kek

[–]Zizzle 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You couldn't tell?

[–]bobbobbybob 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

newspunch turns up in my facecrack feeds so often. I do worry about people. adding bobdobalina to /s/retards

[–]magnora7 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yoko desperately trying to have some relevancy here by making up shit (that doesn't even matter if it were true), but I don't care.

edit: And also this is a satire article

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I don't see the big issue if she did.

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🤣🤣🤣

I love Yoko Ono