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[–]JasonCarswell[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

It triggered socks too.

Talk to your doctor about a good hotline for your suicidal tendencies.

Also avoid running with scissors.

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It was almost exactly like your image, but with a full container of ice cream in the middle. My usual dull knife with the broken tip was dirty, so I used a very sharp kitchen knife.

I'll check with my doc and see if I can get some smart pills.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Eating too much ice cream is unhealthy.

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Agreed. I'm way down. That was opening the second gallon from a 2-pack bought last summer.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Maybe it's my genetics, but I can't eat too much sweets. Even a a little makes me feel icky. You wouldn't know it by my belly slowly shrinking over 2020. That grew from cheap shit food and inactivity and a decade long zombie coma from Big Pharma.

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Have uploaded the aftermath.

https://ibb.co/7185gdz - Bloody wound 1 - next morning at the emergency room, 9 hours later

https://ibb.co/xj1qzFS - Bloody wound 2 - just before they squirted over a quart of water into it via syringe to flush. Very fun...

You can see how my hands were in the same position as your image. Going to see a plastic surgeon this week to if repairs to my nerves are possible.

Aside from limiting sugar, we need to get you out and walking everyday.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Ew. Makes me want to lick it.

Yes, more walking! And now the weather is better as is my back, almost!

Hope your arm gets better sooner than later. Try spreading some ice cream on it.